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0. I PAID YOU MONEY AND YOU NEVER SENT ME MY USERNAME AND PASSWORD, YOU DIRTY THIEF!
Actually, I *did* send you your username and password, but it's very likely your mail system is eating up mail from my server, mistaking it for spam (this because someone once forged a header with my email address to spam people about getting a low-interest rate mortgage on hot young teen discount pharmacies or something like that... GRRR!). If you haven't gotten your username and password, email me from another email account and describe your plight. I'll contact you to get you the info you need. But if your mail server is killing my messages, that's one of the few ways we can establish two-way communication. It's also possible your email account got deleted or is over its mailbox limits. Again, a new email account should do the trick.
(By the way, this happens about once every 100 customers... the other 99 get in just fine!)
1a. I can't afford to sign on. Will you send me some pics?
1b. I'll subscribe if you send me some pics.
1c. Aw, come on, just one picture?
No. This is like walking into a grocery store and saying you'll buy a cartload of food if they'll just give you a dozen donuts. It don't work that way. When you gotta pay for stuff, you either earn money to pay for it or you borrow it. As long as you use PayPal, it gets back to me and I can turn on your access.
2. Will you still do requests?
Sure. but you won't see 'em until you sign on and pay your way.
3. Is everything worth seeing in the members' area?
Yep. Pay and see. Don't pay and wonder what's in there. It's good stuff, so I recommend you pay.
4. I'd like to know about the members' access account that doesn't have to be paid for...
It doesn't exist. Nice try, though.
Accessing High Contrast is only $7.99. There is NO automatic subscription for you. This is a one-time fee. The payment is handled through PayPal, although you do not need to create an account with them. When we receive clearance on your payment, your account will be activated. If there's a glitch in setting up your account on your end or ours, we'll be happy to fix it so you get what you paid for.
Accessing Suggestions is only $5.99. There is NO automatic subscription for you. This is a one-time fee. The payment is handled through PayPal, although you do not need to create an account with them. When we receive clearance on your payment, your account will be activated. If there's a glitch in setting up your account on your end or ours, we'll be happy to fix it so you get what you paid for.
Accessing Too Beautiful for the World is only $10.95. There is NO automatic subscription for you. This is a one-time fee. The payment is handled through PayPal, although you do not need to create an account with them. When we receive clearance on your payment, your account will be activated. If there's a glitch in setting up your account on your end or ours, we'll be happy to fix it so you get what you paid for.
Annual subscriptions are $59.95 per year. These subscriptions require you have a PayPal account. When we receive clearance on your PayPal payment, your account will be activated. Annual subscriptions have access to ALL AREAS!
Story Archive alone access is $6.55. There is NO automatic subscription for you. This is a one-time fee. The payment is handled through PayPal, although you do not need to create an account with them. When we receive clearance on your payment, your account will be activated. If there's a glitch in setting up your account on your end or ours, we'll be happy to fix it so you get what you paid for.
One year for $69.95. Why the higher price? There's a security and secrecy issue at play here, so we charge a premium on discretion. Buy more years, get a discount on discretion: two years for $124.95 and three for $174.95. The payment is still handled through PayPal, although you do not need to create an account with them. When we receive clearance on your payment, your account will be activated. Annual (or more) accounts also have access to ALL AREAS!
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